Saturday morning the weather was too bad for golf.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."
So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked,
"What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Beats the mess out of me.
Nobody's ever let me in before."
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