Israeli doctor says:
"in Israel, medicine is so advanced
that we cut off a man’s testicles,
put them on another man and in 6 weeks,
he is looking for work.
“The German doctor says:
"that’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain,
put it in another man, and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.
“The Russian doctor says:
“gentlemen, we take half a heart from a man,
put it in another's chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.
“The United States doctor laughs:
"You all are behind us.
Three years ago, we took a man with no brains,
no heart and no balls and made him President.
Now, the whole country is looking for work."
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